Saturday, December 11, 2010
Dear iPhone People.....
Dear iPhone People,
It is with dire need that I request that you STOP making products that are so easy to use that even my technically inept Mom can figure them out. Thanks to the iPhone 4, she has turned into a Paparazzi-wannabe, following me all over the place and recording my every move.
Due to my utter and complete adorableness, I am now the subject of constant documentation. I have been photographed or filmed doing just about everything a bunny does: sleeping, eating, pooping (yes, pooping! Who the heck wants to watch that? "I do!" Be quiet Mom!), running, hiding, exploring and most of all, chewing my Stupid Blankets.
I have been followed into the depths of the storage area, been spotlighted in the darkest of areas, had close up after close up of everything from my nose to my bald ears to my bum! "But it's so cute Fluffy! Your bum is my favourite part!"
*sigh* Please. Isn't there a switch somewhere you can flip that will make my Mom's iPhone not work anymore? Certainly you have the power to perform such a task. I remember a day when phones were just phones, used for the sole purpose of talking to one another. Not filming, editing and posting on to youtube in one easy step.....
Why must I be so adorable?