bunnybliss: Dear iPhone People.....

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Dear iPhone People.....

Dear iPhone People,

It is with dire need that I request that you STOP making products that are so easy to use that even my technically inept Mom can figure them out. Thanks to the iPhone 4, she has turned into a Paparazzi-wannabe, following me all over the place and recording my every move.

Due to my utter and complete adorableness, I am now the subject of constant documentation. I have been photographed or filmed doing just about everything a bunny does: sleeping, eating, pooping (yes, pooping! Who the heck wants to watch that? "I do!" Be quiet Mom!), running, hiding, exploring and most of all, chewing my Stupid Blankets.

I have been followed into the depths of the storage area, been spotlighted in the darkest of areas, had close up after close up of everything from my nose to my bald ears to my bum! "But it's so cute Fluffy! Your bum is my favourite part!"

*sigh* Please. Isn't there a switch somewhere you can flip that will make my Mom's iPhone not work anymore? Certainly you have the power to perform such a task. I remember a day when phones were just phones, used for the sole purpose of talking to one another. Not filming, editing and posting on to youtube in one easy step.....

Why must I be so adorable?

Fluffy

3 comments:

The Fab Furs said...: Fluffy, you are just cursed by the fates of cuteness. But, seriously, she must sleep sometime. Find out where she keeps the iPhone while she sleeps and make it "disappear". Sure, she may get a replacement, and then you'll have to make it "disappear" again--but isn't it worth the trouble to live a paparazzi-free life once more? 'Cause you just can't hide adorableness like you have, Fluffy.; December 11, 2010 at 8:07 PM
Jade said...: Mickey says it is the curse of all lops to be so absolutely adorable that silly humans insist on recording their every activity in the futile hopes of captoring the essence of all that cute. He says while it makes manipulating silly human brains much easier, it can get quite annoying. He sends his sympathies.; December 11, 2010 at 11:06 PM
Lisa said...: My buns second everything Mickey said. It's the curse of the BunMom. We bunnies will never be out of the spotlight.; December 17, 2010 at 7:44 AM

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Rabbit Rescue Poem

I used to be a lonely rabbit,
Just looking for a home.
I simply had no place to go,
No one to call my own.

I wandered through the streets and fields,
in rain in heat and snow.
I ate what ever I could find,
I was always on the go.

My skin would itch, my feet were sore,
My body ached with pain.
And no one stopped to give a pat
Or gently say my name.

I never saw a loving glance,
I was always on the run.
For people thought that hurting me
was really lots of fun.

And then one day I heard a voice
So gentle, kind and sweet,
And arms so soft reached down to me
And took me off my feet.

"No one again will hurt you"
Was whispered in my ear.
"You’ll have a home to call your own
where you will know no fear.

You will be dry, you will be warm,
you’ll have enough to eat
And rest assured that when you sleep,
your dreams will all be sweet."

I was afraid I must admit,
I’ve lived so long in fear.
I can’t remember when I let
A human come so near.

And as she tended to my wounds
And cleaned and brushed my fur
She told me ‘bout the rescue group
And what it meant to her.

She said, "We are a circle,
A line that never ends.
And in the center there is you
protected by new friends.

And all around you are the ones
Who'll keep you safe and sound,
Who will share their loving home with you
Until a forever one can be found.

We will do all we can
by searching near and far,
To find the perfect home for you,
where you can be a star."

She said, "There is a family,
that’s waiting patiently,
and pretty soon we’ll find them,
just you wait and see.

And then they’ll join our circle,
they’ll help to make it grow,
so there’ll be room for more like you,
who have no place to go."

I waited very patiently,
The days, they came and went.
Today’s the day, I would hope,
my family will be sent.

Then just when I began to think
It wasn’t meant to be,
there were people standing there
just gazing down at me.

I knew them in a heartbeat
I could tell they felt it too.
They said "We have been searching for
A special bunn like you."

Now every night I say a prayer
to all the Gods that be.
Thank you for the life I live
and all you’ve given me.

But most of all protect the bunnies
in the pound and on the street.
And send a Rabbit Rescue Person
to lift them off their feet.