Monday, November 1, 2010
Despite What She Thinks, Mom Is Not Funny.
"No Fluffy, a LOP-ster! You're a Big Tough LOP-ster, get it?"
"Oh, I get it alright. I'm a stupid lobster! That's not the kind of Halloween costume I wanted! I wanted something brave, strong and powerful! Something cool, something hip, something creative! Not a crustacean!!!!"
But Fluffy, lobsters are tough - they have those claws you can pinch with. And red is really your colour...."
*siiiggghhhh* So I was a LOP-ster for Halloween. How humiliating. Look at me. I couldn't even bear to look at the camera - I have completely given up. I'll bet Mom has never seen a lobster run around at top speed and thump, but that's what she got. Then she had to parade me around to the kids who came trick or treating. "Oh look at that funny bunny! He's a lobster!"
There is no telling how this may have scarred me for life. I'm probably going to need therapy. I'll be featured on that show "What Ever Happened to...?" and they will be like "Hey, remember that Big Tough Lop with the cool blog? Whatever happened to him?"
"Oh, his Mom dressed him up as a lobster for Halloween one year....he never recovered...."
And you know, Halloween only means that Christmas is that much closer. And what does that mean? It means stupid red hats with furry trim, velvet collars with bells and scarves with holly! Bah humbug - somebunny save me!