Saturday, October 23, 2010
Okay, Now Back To Me....
Okay, so do you think we can get back to talking about me again? I mean, this IS my blog after all. Enough about Dad and how wonderful he is, enough about Brie and how crazy she is - let's talk about me!
Hmmm, well maybe I don't really have that much new or exciting stuff to share, except for the fact that Mom has a new iPhone. This means more silly nonsense videos like the one above. She never goes anywhere without that thing. She is constantly using it for emails, texts, and games, games, games! Even Dad is getting a little annoyed with her. He said to her the other night "So if you divorce that iPhone, does it get half your stuff?" Mom just sneered at him and said he was just jealous because he couldn't play "Angry Birds" on his new Blackberry.
Anyway, back to me. So the dreaded Halloween season is upon us and Mom has asked me what I'd like to be. "Mom, I am NOT dressing up this year!"
"Oh but Fluffy, you were so cute last year when you were a dragon! And the year before? When you were Super Bunny? Don't tell me you didn't like running around with that red cape billowing out behind you...I know you did..."
"I did not!" Okay, maybe I did just a little, but I am certainly not going to tell her that! "Why can't I just be a bunny?!"
"Because you already ARE a bunny! The whole idea is to dress up as something you're not!"
"So I wasn't really a Super Hero two years ago?! You said I was! You said I was a REAL Super Hero!"
"Um, well, yes! Yes you were! What I mean is, for Halloween we get to dress up in clothes we don't normally get to wear....yes, that's what I meant. How about being a pumpkin?"
"How about a goblin?"
Oh hey, that's kinda cool, but no. "NO Mom! I just want to be me!"
*sigh* "Whatever. Binky, would you like to be a sweet little angel for Halloween?"
"See Fluffy? Binky likes Halloween!"
"Binks! You're not helping my case!"
"But I like dressing up. I was a Princess one year. I'd like to be an angel. With pretty wings."
"You got it Binks!"
So much for sticking together. Well, Binky is already an angel in my eyes anyway. I just hope Mom finds something cool for me. Something that represents who I really am, a Big Tough Lop, an adventure-seeker, a daring, brave and devilishly handsome rabbit. I wonder if they make James Bond costumes in my size....?