|Can't I just sleep, Mom?|
"Oh look! Isn't Catherine's dress just splendid? She looks incredible!" Mom said as she made herself comfortable on the couch. Hey Mom, so long as you are down here, why not fill the pellet bowl....?
"Fluffy, this wedding is so exciting!" said Binky. I had no idea she was even into this sort of stuff. "Well of course I am! I am a bunny princess after all...." So together we snuggled from the safety of under the coffee table to watch the events unfold. "Look at all the hats people are wearing. If I were at the wedding, I would wear a hat. A pink hat. With feathers!" Binky said. "What would you wear Fluffy?"
"Well, I guess I would have to dress up too. Perhaps I would don a jaunty chapeau, like a top hat! Top hats are very sophisticated you know."
"Oh Fluffy, you would look dashing in a top hat! Hey, where is her bouquet of carrots? Her bouquet is just flowers. That's so ordinary. If I were her, I would have chosen a bouquet of carrots."
"No way, she needs a bouquet of bananas, that's what she needs! Bananas!"
"Oh Fluffy, you're so silly. Who wants a bouquet of bananas? Every girl bunny knows that carrots are the hottest trend right now...."
"But bananas are timeless. They will never go out of style."
So as we watched the Royal Wedding taking place across the Pond, we thought to ourselves how exciting it would be to actually be there, waving from the crowds, maybe even taking a ride in an open carriage while people cheered us on. I'd be cuddling with my Binky, eating carrots. And bananas. She in her pretty pink hat with feathers and me in my jaunty chapeau.....
I guess this picture is as close as we'll get......