Saturday, November 14, 2009

I'm Too Sexy For This Blog

It's true. When it comes to rabbits, I'm pretty sexy. Just ask Miss Binks. She can attest to my animal magnetism. In fact, I don't think there is a female of any species that doesn't just find me completely adorable.

You could say, I have a "thing" with the ladies. Perhaps it is my friendly personality. Or my devastating good looks. Or my quirky sense of humour. You pick. I really am the total package.

I know, I know, the good ones are always taken and such is the case with me I am afraid. It's true ladies, there is only one girl in my life and that is my beautiful Miss Binks. It's also a proven fact that any guy who is totally devoted to "his girl", ironically, makes him all the more attractive. *sigh* I guess this is also the case for me - everybunny wants me but there is only one special girl who gets to hump my head.....

So for all of you girl bunnies who send me emails, text messages, love letters and marriage proposals, thank you very much. I am so flattered, really, I am! There was a day I was sitting in a tiny cage in a shelter and I couldn't get anyone to look at me twice, so I really do appreciate the love. But my heart belongs to one bunny and one bunny only....Binky.

"Fluffy, my ears are waxy - will you come lick them for me?"

"Sure Binks! Be there in a second!"

"...and on your way over, can you bring me a carrot from the dinner plate? Please? A nice little fat one..."

"You got it my Darling! On my way!"

Gotta go - I have been summoned. And I wouldn't want it any other way.....

P.S. What do you get a Diva Bunny for Christmas? Come on peeps! Help me out!

Fluffy

9 comments:

Carmen C. said...

Fluffy, you ARE sexy, cute, adorable, handsome and everything else wonderful, and miss Binks is one lucky gal to have you:) Give her the ultimate gift.....ask her to marry you;)

Crafty Green Poet said...

You and Miss Binks are so lucky to have each other....

Alyssa said...

Ask her to marry you!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa said...

Is it correct that you and Miss Binks both groom each other? Biff is usually the groomer with my buns, but I've caught her grooming him many times. I thought that was uncommon with rabbits; I was under the impression that there can only be one groomer, and one groomee.

In any event, we all think you are dead sexy, beautiful, handsome, adorable and all other things wonderful. It's a shame you and Binky are fixed (I think?); you'd have beautiful babies.

-Biff, Sogna and Lisa

d. moll, l.ac. said...

Fluffer yes, you are way too sexy, it is all true. Now as to Miss Binks, this is tricky since she already has you, what more could she want? We'll get our people to work on this.....

The Bunns said...

Uh, say Fluffers ... could you send a couple of those extra Does over for Winnie and Lucky?

Gift for Binks? Hay, Glorious Hay.

FrecklesandDeb said...

You are a sexy guy! Too bad you're taken. Miss Binks is pretty lucky.

We gave you an award on our blog! We hope you like it!
Binkies,
Freckles & Deb

Fez and the Gang said...

Abbey says that it's your ears that make you dreamy. She has a thing for ears. She likes mine better though!

Jack says that she disapproves of you fully... don't worry though. She doesn't like anybun. Only humans. When they bow to her whims.

Paula said...

The leeps, the leeps, I love the sexy leeps.