Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween Blues


Oh, I am not - let me repeat - NOT impressed with Halloween.

Can I please know who's brilliant idea it was to make a holiday where you dress up in costumes? And better yet, who's brilliant idea it was to make these costumes in such small sizes that it would make humans buy them for their pet rabbits and make them wear one? Please, a show of paws, who is in favour of this NONSENSE?????

*sigh* So this year I was a dragon. Yup. Mom came home with a bag full of stuff - apparently Halloween costumes were 75% off at Petsmart and she bought us a wardrobe of stuff to wear. In addition to the stupid dragon get up, there was also a fire chief (poor Scooter upstairs got to wear THAT one), a pirate's hat, a witch and some stupid glow in the dark t-shirts. Even Binky had a "Creature of the Night" t-shirt on. Strangely enough, she didn't mind it. "Doesn't it look fab against my pretty white fur, Fluffy?"

Why isn't there a bunny distress line we can call? Something like 1-800-GET-THIS-STUPID-OUTFIT-OFF-OF-ME? I sure could have used them last night. "But Fluffy, you were SO ADORABLE dressed up as Mommy's Little Dragon! Who was Mommy's Little Dragon? That's right, YOU were!"

Dear Petsmart. Please don't sell anymore Halloween costumes in a size small. I beg of you. I just can't take the humiliation....

Fluffy

7 comments:

d. moll, l.ac. said...

I'm with you on this Fluffy, if PetSmart can't sell rabbits (or at least ours doesn't) it should be able to sell costumes for rabbit torture. Make your mom wear it.......

Carmen C. said...

Oh but Fluffy, your the most adorable lil' dragon I've EVER seen! And miss Binks looks absolutely devine in her creature of the night shirt;)

Fez and the Gang said...

*snicker snicker snicker*

oOooh Fluffy, Who's a BIG TOUGH Dwagon!!!?!?!

teehee!! Good thing we are too big and kick too hard for mom to try THAT on us!

The Fab Furs said...

She who dresses up bunnies must pay the price of eternal disapproval, no matter how cute the buns look.

Lisa said...

that may be the most disapproving face we've ever seen. I'm sure you got some foot flicks for that stunt.

The Bunns said...

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggg .

Paula said...

Some one call the Rabbit Abuse hot line! Stat!