bunnybliss: The Kissing Bandit

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The Kissing Bandit

I've been called worse. But every once in a while I like to remind Mom of how soft and warm my kisses are :)

She smelled really good that day. A mixture of hay, banana and raisins. And perhaps I was feeling kinda smoochy myself, having just filled my belly with choice selections from the Evening Salad. I had assumed the "loaf position" when Mom decided to lay on the floor with me for some one-on-bun time.

"Who's my Little Man? Oh, I'm sorry, I mean my Big Tough Lop? It's Fluffy! Yes it is, Mr. McFluffersons..........*gasp*.....kisses! Mama LOVES kisses! Thank you my Little Man! Mama wuv you sooooooo much!"

I love when she pets me, but only when I get to keep all four paws on the floor. Then she can rub my head all she wants. I especially like it when she comes really close and nuzzles my neck. She makes these "nom nom nom" sounds and it gets all warm with her breath. Then she will sniff me and snorgle my ears - I REALLY like that! And then if she stops too soon, I might give her a little nip to remind her she is not done - hee hee!

So Peeps, it's always a good idea to remind your 2-foot how adorable and loving you really are. Have you snorgled your human today?

Fluffy McFluffersons

2 comments:

Christina said...: Such a sweetie pie. I love the Kissing Bandit.; December 2, 2012 at 11:48 PM
tamara said...: Oh, McFluffersons! So sweet! So....manipulative! :); December 6, 2012 at 1:26 PM

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Rabbit Rescue Poem

I used to be a lonely rabbit,
Just looking for a home.
I simply had no place to go,
No one to call my own.

I wandered through the streets and fields,
in rain in heat and snow.
I ate what ever I could find,
I was always on the go.

My skin would itch, my feet were sore,
My body ached with pain.
And no one stopped to give a pat
Or gently say my name.

I never saw a loving glance,
I was always on the run.
For people thought that hurting me
was really lots of fun.

And then one day I heard a voice
So gentle, kind and sweet,
And arms so soft reached down to me
And took me off my feet.

"No one again will hurt you"
Was whispered in my ear.
"You’ll have a home to call your own
where you will know no fear.

You will be dry, you will be warm,
you’ll have enough to eat
And rest assured that when you sleep,
your dreams will all be sweet."

I was afraid I must admit,
I’ve lived so long in fear.
I can’t remember when I let
A human come so near.

And as she tended to my wounds
And cleaned and brushed my fur
She told me ‘bout the rescue group
And what it meant to her.

She said, "We are a circle,
A line that never ends.
And in the center there is you
protected by new friends.

And all around you are the ones
Who'll keep you safe and sound,
Who will share their loving home with you
Until a forever one can be found.

We will do all we can
by searching near and far,
To find the perfect home for you,
where you can be a star."

She said, "There is a family,
that’s waiting patiently,
and pretty soon we’ll find them,
just you wait and see.

And then they’ll join our circle,
they’ll help to make it grow,
so there’ll be room for more like you,
who have no place to go."

I waited very patiently,
The days, they came and went.
Today’s the day, I would hope,
my family will be sent.

Then just when I began to think
It wasn’t meant to be,
there were people standing there
just gazing down at me.

I knew them in a heartbeat
I could tell they felt it too.
They said "We have been searching for
A special bunn like you."

Now every night I say a prayer
to all the Gods that be.
Thank you for the life I live
and all you’ve given me.

But most of all protect the bunnies
in the pound and on the street.
And send a Rabbit Rescue Person
to lift them off their feet.